Thought you should know....

Long day at therapy… I thought everyone should know a few things about me and what I am thinking about today. I don't always use sunscreen even though Al tries to put it on me all the time. I jaywalk ALOT. I don't wear a seatbelt when I'm riding in the backseat. My cholesterol is borderline, yet I eat a lot of pork… OK I eat a lot of everything. I have been swimming when I have had to much to drink and I never wait an hour after eating before getting in the pool. I’ve also been swimming in the ocean when a lifeguard isn’t present… it’s true. I have been known to talk on the phone and take showers during severe lightening and thunderstorms. I smoked cigarettes. I was a pyromaniac as a child. FRIEND and I would light pinecones on fire and then drop them when the flames got too close to our hands….caught FRIEND’S hay barn on fire once. I leave the TV on even when no one is in the apartment. I like candles. I also drink waaay too much alcohol. And the worst, I have been known to sop gravy up with my finger in front of dinner guest that I just met…all true.